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Lazy Eyes

November 6, 2012



This was a super lazy semi-smoky eye for a day of grocery shopping and reading. Awesome day, I wish I could have those more often.

Lid/upper lash line: Sassy Minerals Vendetta
Lid and crease: Sassy Minerals Psych
Crease: matte caramel brown from the Wet n Wild Vanity palette
Lower lash line: Evil Shades Wyvern, something else
Glasses: only for driving! Or when I’m trying to cover really dark circles under my eyes.


**EDIT** When I took these photos they looked SO NICE, all crisp and clear and stuff, and then they turned craptacular.  This makes me miss my old phone.  Samsung GSIII, you have failed me.


Face of the day: lazy lipstick

September 15, 2012


Ambition is being reserved for painting future BabyMango’s room; a lion driving a yacht is involved. Instead of doing eyeball makeup I pulled out a sheer red lipstick and called it good enough.
Lips: Jordana Easy Shine lipstick in Sweet Strawberry

Maybelline Great Lash Lots of Lashes, or the mascara post that was months too late

August 23, 2012

Back in March or so I decided to try out the Maybelline Great Lash Lots of Lashes mascara.  I was feeling frisky and I’ve had pretty good luck with Maybelline mascaras in the past so it seemed like a safe bet.

The thing that surprised me about this product was the brush; I knew it was going to be small and kind of funky-looking but I didn’t realize how small until I pulled it out of the packaging and started playing with it.  Look at those tiny nubs!

I found the formula to be rather wet (tends to stick lashes together) but very dark and easily workable; it doesn’t keep pulling product off when swiping the brush through already-coated lashes, nor did it blob ALL OVER the eye.  I only applied two coats and I didn’t notice significant clumping.

It doesn’t really lengthen lashes much, but makes the natural length more noticeable–that is, it coated the entire length of each lash and emphasized it rather than leaving the tips slightly bare, which is something that I’ve experienced in other mascaras.  This may be due to the slightly thinner/wetter formula.  It holds curl nicely.

My thoughts:  I dislike the brush.  Fo sho dislike it.  The narrow inner portion made the lashes along the inner corner of my eye stick together something fierce, probably because the ‘bristles’ are so short that they deposit too much product without combing through the lashes .  The thicker outer portion provides much better separation to the outer half, and the overall effect is a flared outer corner with stuck together, albeit thicker looking, inner lashes.  I love the way the longer bristles separate but I found that getting my lashes to look the way I want them to took much more time than I’m willing to spend on a mascara—doing this swatch took me around three minutes, which is too much time for me to spend on mascara.  I’d rather just pull out the eyelash curler and leave it at that.  At least the brush isn’t so fat and huge that it stabs my eyeball.

This mascara actually works pretty well on the lower lashes if you’re careful and take your time.  I’m usually not into time-taking and I blobbed mascara under my eye when I first tried it, but it was easy to wipe away with a damp Q-tip.

Other pros:  washes off pretty easily, good solid BLACK-black instead of a wimpy grayish color

Other cons:  maybe it was just my tube, but this thing flaked on me within the first week of opening it.  This was enough to turn me off forever.

I just don’t think this was the right product for me.  I like thick, dark, dramatic lashes with a NON-waterproof formula that does not flake, and I understand that this can actually be pretty hard to find.  If you have full, somewhat straight lashes that take well to curling mascaras, OR like a natural yet defined look, this might work well for you.  It’s cheap enough that you don’t have to feel bad if the product makes you want to break a chair, and I’ve found that Maybelline is actually pretty darn good with their mascaras.  Some of them might not work as advertised but I rarely have a truly awful tube, just one that doesn’t give me what I want.

Look Dump

August 20, 2012

These are mostly oooold makeups.  The last two are from before I moved out of the apartment three months ago, which in internet time is probably a few centuries.  I just wish my eyebrows looked that clean and shapely anymore—I’ve found myself getting lazier with my eyebrow upkeep in the past couple of months, even as I’ve started paying more attention to facial skincare and body/hair products.  It’s like forgetting to mow the lawn or water the flowers in front of a gorgeously maintained house.  Things just start looking a little shoddy.

For the past month and a half I’ve been extra lax on makeup, altogether skipping it most days.  Part of this is due to the heat—somewhere between the triple digit heat, the humidity, and all that schweating skin makeup would just melt right off my face—and the other part is because of some insane breakouts from the respirator I’m required to wear in certain areas of the plant.  It looks like a standard half gas mask and it’s almost strictly to prevent exposure to proteins that may cause allergies.  That’s about it.  It kind of sucks because wearing it caused huge, painful breakouts right along the mask contact areas (chin/smile line area) and there was no way to cover them.  I mean, it’s good that they require that because it’s a safety and health thing, but that safety comes at a pimply price.


herlerl derp

Afternoon at home and grocery shopping!  I wish I could remember what I used for mascara because my eyelashes look smashing.

UD 24/7 liner in Bourbon on the upper lashline, L’Oreal lip caresse thing in Violet Chiffon, conceeeealer


I'm the worst parent

Some random post-work makeup derp.  I did one eye and got all kinds of lazy, and I don’t think I remember anything used here.


I'm making brisket tacos for dinner.  Oh mah gah.

Just finished dinner.  Those brisket tacos were amazing.

I could eat them for a week.  They were that tasty.

I am 75% sure that this was done using colors from the Kat von D Gypsy palette for the lid/crease/inner corner and … maybe the NYX eyeliner pencil in Moss for the lower lashline.  All I know is that I love that lid color (Frankie from the Gypsy palette) so, so much.


I miss this makeup!  I'll have to pull out my taupes and do more taupe lid + bright crease combos.

Geek Chic Continuum is amazing.  I love how intense this color is.

Old makeup is old!  This was before graduation, waaaay back in late April this year.  I absolutely love the yellow, though.  And I know what I used for eyeshadow, so that’s kind of neat!  Or something!  Exclamation?

Lid:  WnW Nutty

Crease:  GC Continuum

Highlight:  crappy WnW white pink that was discontinued years ago

Mouth (see below):  clear lipbalm, possibly Brambleberry Rose lip balm (which smells like everything good in this world)

Awesome pie earrings:  made by one of my friends from engineering!  Girl be all kinds of crafty.


Yeah, there’s the sexy face we all know and love.  And by we I mean maybe my mother.

First Stop: Midnight Dreaming

July 12, 2012


more face time



I wore Darling Girl REM to work today and, upon coming home, decided to play with it.  It’s a little weird but I feel like I look more like myself when I’m wearing more makeup.  I love having color on my face (BEAUTIFUL COLORS) and I feel more productive or something, like I’ve been armed for the day.


Primer:  TFSI (oh how I missed thee <3)

Lid:  DG REM

Crease:  REM mixed with AL Almost Midnight

Inner corner:  AL Alyssum

Upper lashline:  PF Eye Booster liquid liner

Lower lashline:  NYX slim eyeliner pencil in Moss, SM Dreamy

Lips:  L’Oreal Colour Riche Caresse lipstick in Violet Chiffon

quick updatinks

June 25, 2012

Just restating my current status: alive, wiggling, doin stuff.

Recent events include

  • Moving into (and painting) a house
  • Adopting a second cat
  • Said cat crapping on the new white rug because he’s too scared of the water softener to use the litter box
  • Getting babyfied
  • Death in the family
  • Helping two of my brothers and a gf move into an apartment

The biggest thing is arguably the fetus, tentatively named Cletus. I’ve been quiet about it because I wanted to tell my boss (and make sure I still had a job) before internetting it. Thankfully all is cool on that front.

The unfortunate side effect of gestating is that I’m sleepy all the time, and have been avoiding makeup in an effort to get more snoozes. I’ve started slapping face on now that I’ve been developing some acne flare-ups, so that’s both nice and totally crappy.

Overall things are pretty cool. Honey badger.

Brief update

May 1, 2012

This seems to be something galloping around the makeup blogs these days, but this is just a quick update on my life explaining some circumstances that have led to  lower blogging rates.

The first thing, which really isn’t life-related, is just a quick change to the blog’s appearance.  I missed the simple, clean layout I had before (and the seagulls) so it seemed like a good time to sit down and fix that.  I’ve also added contact information to the ‘about’ page (really just an email address strictly for this blog) and to a widget on the sidebar.

Some of the things that have kept me extra busy lately include

-finishing senior projects for classes, which are just time consuming

-preparing for graduation (finally)

-purchasing a house with Mr. Mango and starting to pack some of our things to ease the move

-job hunting

-job getting

-secret projects

So there have been quite a few changes that will have permanent, or at least lasting, effects on my life.  I’ll be an engineer working at Novozymes, which is a Denmark-based company that makes enzymes for lots of stuff.  The facility I’ll be at focuses on biofuel production—basically making things that help make ethanol and other things like that.

More information on secret projects will come later, but at this point I feel more comfortable staying quiet because it may affect other things in my life.

The nice thing about all of these changes, mostly related to no school and yes work, is that I’ll be feeling more inclined to blog and actually do stuff with my life instead of making engineering models.  The unfortunate thing is that I may be tired more frequently, and with a conservative engineering workplace in which a whopping 17% of employees are female (which is actually a pretty high rate) I’ll be stuck with quieter, more conservative makeup for a while.  Thankfully I’ve been keeping it pretty simple with school makeup anyway so it won’t be a struggle to adjust.

Yay things!